Posted on July 1st, 2010 in Featured, Tales from the Couch by Bella
Usually, I am able to spot a tale from the couch coming, simply by the appearance or behavior of a customer. Not this one. This was a sneak attack. The Trojan Horse of customers, if you will.
This customer was a 25ish y/o, well dressed, even somewhat good-looking gentleman. Very quiet and timid. Probably the type that doesn’t frequent the strip club often. I escorted him down to the lap dance area of our club without anticipation of anything occurring out of the ordinary. Read more
Posted on June 27th, 2010 in Featured, Tips & Tricks by Bella
Obviously strip clubs have a higher rate of transferring diseases and germs, considering the nudity and contact involved. Is it too much to ask for some of you ladies to take extra measures to prevent this? This is an issue that enrages me, as I am one of the more germaphobic dancers.
There are at least 25 different STD’s floating around out there. Although they are most commonly spread through intercourse and oral sex, that does not mean there isn’t a risk of them being spread in other ways. Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans has an STD? Read more
Posted on June 21st, 2010 in Featured, Music Monday by Bella
Sick of dancing to the same old shit? For this week’s #MusicMonday I’ve put together my top suggestions for your summer dancing pleasure. These songs are topping the charts for 2010. They will make you immediately wish you were sitting on a boat somewhere, corona in hand, sporting your favorite bikini, or dancing in a club somewhere with your tan lines glowing from the hot summer sun hours before. As always, I’d love to hear your suggestions too. I’m always looking for new music to dance to. I hope you enjoy these! Read more
Posted on June 17th, 2010 in Featured, Tips & Tricks by Kylie
Though my dancing days are forever behind me, I still have great memories of the years I spent strutting around in lingerie and heels. Maybe it’s because I never let my boundaries be crossed or was able to laugh off even the biggest of assholes. But personally, I think it’s because I knew how to conduct myself in front of my fellow dancers from the moment I first walked through the dressing room doors. I was told repeatedly that I was an excellent “new girl.” In all of my dancing days, I never had a major conflict with a girl at work. Read more
Posted on June 14th, 2010 in Featured, Music Monday by Bella
Whether you like these songs or not, I’m sure you’ve heard them at least one time during your dancing days. Probably a lot more than once. Some songs just never get old at the strip clubs. Every strip club I’ve been to, I’ve heard at least one of these songs played at least one time each night. These are just the few I thought of off the top of my head.
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Tags: #musicmonday, ac/dc, ginuwine, lenny kravitz, marcys playground, marilyn manson, motley crue, music, nine inch nails, prince, strip club anthems, warrant
Posted on June 10th, 2010 in Off Topic by Bella
Like any bad chick, I recently found myself in trouble with the law. Nothing violent or anything. Not a drug charge either. Just a silly little girl getting into mischief. Anyway, as part of the process of repaying my debt to society, I was ordered to complete the Sheriff’s Labor Program. Each day of the program, they assign you to various places to complete various tasks. Read more
Posted on June 9th, 2010 in Featured, Sex by Bella
If sex were an olympic event, strippers would be the gold medalists. Do you think it’s a coincidence that several public figures have been caught having affairs with strippers? I don’t. Strippers dominate the bedroom. Don’t believe me? Go fuck a stripper. Can’t fuck one? Fine – here are a few reasons why we’re the best: Read more
Posted on June 8th, 2010 in Featured, Tales from the Couch by Bella
Every stripper knows that different men have different tastes in the club. Every woman in the strip club has her place. Yep – In the words of Eminem, I’m talking about black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls, they’re calling all girls. Today, I’m going to tell you a tale from the couch of a man who gives our fat-assed girls their place in the club. Read more
Posted on June 7th, 2010 in Featured, Music Monday by Bella
I had an experience the other night that inspired me to write this week’s #MusicMonday post. We had a dinosaur in the club. A very old, wealthy, dinosaur. He was somewhere around 80 years old. This man didn’t tip 1′s and 5′s; he was tipping 20′s and 100′s. When I saw this, I knew It was time to get to work. After all, it is a business doing pleasure.
Of course, my roommate and I found ourselves by his side. Her sexy dimples and sensual demeanor paired with my playboy appeal and witty charm rendered him defenseless against us. He was slipping 100 dollar bills into our lingerie as we sat with him giggling and smiling about the mischief we get into as roommates. We told him stories of our pillow fights at home and how we walk around naked giving each other spankings when we’re bad girls. We often team up in this way and it always works for us. He loved it and quickly became our designated cash cow for the evening. Read more
Posted on May 31st, 2010 in Featured, Music Monday by Eric
Today we’re going to do things a little different on TipTheGirl – a post from a strip-club patron’s point of view.
Too many times I’ve gone into strip clubs pumped up, a little faded and ready to blow some cash only to be audibly assaulted with bizarre, painful or played out music.
If there are a bunch of people at the tip rail throwing money around and the rest of the club seems like they’re enjoying themselves, fine, I can admit that in that moment, my music radar is malfunctioning. But in my experience when I’m cringing, so are a lot of others. Read more
