Archive for the ‘Tips & Tricks’ Category
Keep Your Herpes To Yourself
Obviously strip clubs have a higher rate of transferring diseases and germs, considering the nudity and contact involved. Is it too much to ask for some of you ladies to take extra measures to prevent this? This is an issue that enrages me, as I am one of the more germaphobic dancers. There are at [...]
The New Girl
Though my dancing days are forever behind me, I still have great memories of the years I spent strutting around in lingerie and heels. Maybe it’s because I never let my boundaries be crossed or was able to laugh off even the biggest of assholes. But personally, I think it’s because I knew how to [...]
Murphy’s Stage
In case any one doesn’t know what Murphy’s Law is, it’s an adage that is typically stated as: “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. The stage is no exception to this law. I’m sure every dancer has seen her fair share of stage bloopers, or perhaps has had a few of her own. [...]
3 for 1′s Mean Tight Tummy and Buns!
At the strip club I work at, we have a “3 for 1” lap dance night. I know, most of you probably groan at the thought of giving up 2/3 of your money just so some perverted coupon clipper gets his rocks off at a bargain. I’ve never missed a 3 for 1 night the [...]
Let’s Screw!
Time and again I have seen a dancer burst through the door of the locker room with her broken shoe in hand in a desperate pursuit of super glue. Why have we always run to super glue as the answer? It has never made sense to me. One teensy wobble on the heel and you’re [...]
