The Dollar Bills Exposed Me
Most strippers are going to relate with me on this topic: Depositing an obscene amount of singles into the bank. There’s nothing quite like “Mary Jo” the teller furrowing her brow at you and reaching for the Germ-X when you whip out $630 in one dollar bills. As she stares at my platinum blonde hair and 34D’s, we both know, I’m not a fucking waitress.
Their judgment used to bother me. There was a time when I dreaded the moment when I had to go to the bank with my dirty little stacks of cash. Peering over each shoulder as I walked up to the teller, I feared judgment.
Now, I couldn’t care less. I march right up to that old biddy with a name badge. I grab one of those little Dum Dum suckers and pop it into my mouth as she counts my hard earned cash. They can take that snarled look on their face and shove it up their ass. After all, that stack of singles I just slapped down in front of them is the size of their paycheck. I’d probably hate me too.
There are a couple things you can do to expedite this awkward process at the bank. Make sure all of your ones are faced up, facing one way. Bundle them together in groups of $25 with a rubber band securing them. The old gals at my bank actually grew to appreciate me for this. However, that doesn’t mean they don’t still grab the Germ-X when they see me coming. Can’t say I really blame them though.
so. my inner bitch says that if those chicks were a little less judgmental and pulled the sticks out of their collective asses, their other halves wouldn’t be at the club giving you said dollar bills…but for your sake i hope they keep the sticks in place and keep the dollars heading your direction! my bitch also says that the dollar is the dirties bill to START WITH. it isn’t the customer that makes the bill dirty, so KNOCK IT OFF TELLERS. ok…i’m done ranting now.
HAHA! Thanks Sherry. I like your inner bitch. *hug*
i have that same issue . i lied and told the lady im just a bartender LOL. whatever i’ve concluded that they’re all just jealous that they can’t do what we do not to mention the undeniable fact that we do make more in one night than they do in one work week .
Exactly!